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I am incredibly handsome, devilishly charming, brutally intelligent, and unceasingly humble. I am months shy of 30 years of age and am frequently told that I behave as though I am 7 and a half. My interests include potty humor and cheap liquor. I daydream about sacrifice flies and have been known to routinely put away over a pound of beef (with a dozen or so slices of bacon for flavor) before noon. ...Sorry, ladies. This catch has already been reeled in. C'est la vie, senoritas.s.
So here we are... Just two of us.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
You don't have to explain.
I understand.
Y'see, I know that you have needs. ...You need good music.
You're tired of top forty, American Idol alums, posturing hip-hop artists in unnecessary kevlar, and spanish reggae.
Don't you worry, sweet thing, SoundtracksWithoutMovies.com is here for you.
That's right, sugar... I'll give you all of the imaginary movie scenarios I can muster. All to make you flash that sweet l'il grin of yours. And I'll even concoct soundtracks that'll make you swoon to correspond with these fictitious films.
Baby, I'll let you download these soundtracks until the cows come home*, if that'll make you happy.
Just say that you'll come back. That's all I'm asking of you, come back and see me.
You know... We could be great together, you and me...
Do me a favor and think about it. Okay?
Until then, sugar dumplin'...
I'll be thinking of you...
* = Cows arrive home roughly every seven days.