Email comments and suggestions for future films to: jeff_brisbin@hotmail.com Perhaps they will one day be deemed worthy by yours truly and be given a chance to spread their wings and soar like a majestic eagle.
I am incredibly handsome, devilishly charming, brutally intelligent, and unceasingly humble. I am 30 years of age and am frequently told that I behave as though I am 6 and a half. My interests include potty humor and cheap liquor. I daydream about sacrifice flies and have been known to routinely put away over a pound of beef (with a dozen or so slices of bacon for flavor) before noon. ...Sorry, ladies. This catch has already been reeled in. C'est la vie, senoritas.s.
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06.23.06
Alright, here it is. The moment has come. After a load of technical difficulties, this update has finally come together. This is by far the most ambitious and involved post this site has ever seen, but the subject matter warrants the effort.
This is worth the wait.
This site is dedicated to creating soundtracks for movies that don't exist. Today marks the first time I have concocted a soundtrack for someone else's film, and I must say that this raises the bar.
Jeffery Marzi is a dedicated and commited author. He has written three films and has been spending what appears to be every free moment actively pitching his movies to production companies around the globe.
Marzi was a featured writer on a documentary shot for the AMC cable network called "Malkovich's Mail" in 2003. In the documentary, John Malkovich selected five unsolicited scripts that had been sent to a production company he is associated with, and he acted out a scene in each. The film crew then filmed the writers witnessing their visions being brought to life by the iconic actor himself.
This author's story neither begins or ends with the AMC appearance, however. Jeffery Marzi, who was born with mild brain damage sufficient enough to cause his doctors to inform his family that he would never be able to ride a tricycle, has overcome many an obstacle in his life. In spite of this, he has written three science fiction screenplays: "Prehistoric Park" (originally a sequel to "Jurassic Park" that was written and copyrighted before Michael Crichton's pathetic and sorry excuse for a sequel), and his own "Pterodactyloid Man's Flight To Paris" and "Pterodactyloid Man Goes Around the World in 76 Days."
His two later efforts showcase a man who undergoes intensive surgery to have anaconda organs and skin implanted into his own body in an effort to become the first living being to fly across the Atlantic Ocean under his own power. Radon the Pterodactyloid Man encounters one exciting adventure after another in Marzi's detailed and imaginitive stories.
Mr. Marzi has been pitching his stories for years. His persistance and dedication to his vision are inspirational. I had the pleasure of interviewing him via email. I have been granted permission to post one of his stories and put together a soundtrack.
You can check out the interview HERE.
Read his third brilliant story HERE, complete with the author's own accompanying artwork.
I was also granted permission by Mr. Marzi to post his email address, in the event that someone with the proper means to make his dream a reality should stumble across this post, he can be contacted by emailing the following address:
If I had the time, money, and know-how I would do it myself. Any takers?
Feel free to email your comments to me as well.
Enjoy!
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(we finished 2nd.)
